I came of age without ambition and achieved my full potential.

I'm the universe observing itself.

What will I report of interest?

Absolutely nothing.

I drink less alcohol, more herbal tea, to calm my nerves and not fuck up, not waste time, not become even more of a wreck.

There’s another story to be told, and perhaps I’ll tell it.

I lived like a Tang dynasty hermit, enjoyed my tea, wine, books and evenings, had less interest in what was going on around me.

My life was my own.

And then it passed me by

How do people spend their days, what do they do with their time, and how does it feel in their heads?

What I wanted from the bohemian life was very specific, and it involved steak sandwiches and blow jobs, day drinking and decent apartments in interesting cities, real freedom with a full safety net and a shot at real – not paper – immortality.

And did I mention a regular income?

My decline started when I began reading reviews instead of books, watching trailers instead of movies, then just looking at covers or posters, then not even that.

Untethered, adrift and lost in myself, I became more boring and stupid by the day, squandering whatever promise I once had.

I realized I hadn't thought about killing myself or otherwise dying or disappearing in weeks, if not months, and wondered if everything was OK, or I’d simply been distracted or stopped caring.

I believe most people are like this, most of the time.

But it gives me no sense of community.

Like psychedelics, sex is always cutting edge, as modern as things come.

For all my faults, I'm better than I was, which is astonishing to think of.

I was really, really broken.