At my age I should have a more dramatic, striking face, with more sharp angles and interesting lines, instead of curves and folds that say nothing but the obvious - I got old.

And this surprises me, because I have the bones of something better, always have, the foundations of the kind of features that aren't soon forgotten, that look like I know what I'm doing.

When I was young I even looked forward to aging in this regard, certain I’d look carved of granite, not rubber and ham.

But then something happened along the way.